February 2010
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boots...not boobs
….welcome to another version of…i shouldn’t be writing blogs when i’m alone, drunk, or drank too much caffeine. this time, its 1 and 2. kinda like pee and poop. but at the same time. sorta fun. can’t have one without the other. except, now i’m just talking about pee and poop. so, really, i just have a quick story. i’m sittin there in germany. well, ...
March 2009
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this one's for you!
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it has come to my attention that one day robots will take over the earth! i know! run! aaaahhhh! no, i don’t think thats true. but how cool would it be!? robotic hookers!? i’ll take 2!
but thats not what i’m here to write about. so….
no shit, there i was, mindin my business, drivin along in my automobile…jammin out to some random...